There’s a growing trend in the stitching world that I’m totally on board with. Super sassy embroidery patterns. I love them! Embroidery has traditionally always been dainty and delicate and polite. Now there’s a new generation of modern stitchers taking this traditional past-time and shaking it up with attitude and cleverness. I had a lot of fun rounding up the very best in sassy and funny embroidery patterns you can make for your home.
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I opted to not include anything too offensive or rude. Mainly because that’s just not my style. If that’s your style, then go with it! Make a gallery wall of embroidered f-bombs! You do you. Me? I’ll take a well placed ‘ugh’ any day. ๐
Most of the patterns I’ve linked to are from well-stocked shops with enough sassy patterns to satisfy anyone’s mood. There’s a few freebies in the list too, but to be honest they were very hard to come by. I might have to design one myself I guess!
Here we go, prepare yourself for serious attitude!
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Sassy Embroidery Patterns
1. She is Beauty
Current mood.
Fandom cross stitchery also has a number of free patterns on their website too, including this one:
2. This is My Circus
The unfortunate truth is yes they are mine and so is this madhouse. lol
3. Crippling Anxiety
This has been my motto for March 2020.
4. I Love You
This site has lots of other free cross stitch patterns too.
If you’re looking for more free embroidery patterns, I wrote up a post with a list of 17 sites that offer free patterns. Check it out here. I also designed a free floral embroidery pattern in this post.
And if you need more help getting started in embroidery, you may prefer a full DIY kit. Check out 24 Beautiful Embroidery Kits for Beginners or even 15 Beginner Embroidery Kits for Plant Lovers.
5. Maybe Swearing
This one’s a freebie, and a totally legit piece of advice.
6. Not Today Satan
And get at least 6 feet behind me too!
7. Eff
This one is so unique I had to include it! I may also have to give it a try, I’ve never seen fluffy yarn embroidery like this before!
8. I’d Hit That
This one made me snort. Lol
9. Lose My Mind
10. Fierce
I might need this one for my office. Especially for the days that I need the reminder that I am, in fact, fierce.
11. Welcome to the Madness
We hope you enjoy noise and chaos and fart jokes!
12. Get Sh*t Done
13. Nevertheless
These florals are so beautiful!
14. Not on Meth
Looking on the bright side of things.
15. Ugh
Nope.
16. Please Leave
I feel seen. ๐
17. Badassy
18. Don’t Wake the Baby
No one is more full of violence than a new mom who hasn’t has a moment’s peace in weeks.
19. This is Fine
Everything’s fine.
20. G&T
21. Stay Wild
And finally, stay wild.
22 Bonus. Tits
The little birds are so cute!
So, which one are you gonna make?
Happy sassy stitching!
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