There’s a growing trend in the stitching world that I’m totally on board with. Super sassy embroidery patterns. I love them! Embroidery has traditionally always been dainty and delicate and polite. Now there’s a new generation of modern stitchers taking this traditional past-time and shaking it up with attitude and cleverness. I had a lot of fun rounding up the very best in sassy and funny embroidery patterns you can make for your home.
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I opted to not include anything too offensive or rude. Mainly because that’s just not my style. If that’s your style, then go with it! Make a gallery wall of embroidered f-bombs! You do you. Me? I’ll take a well placed ‘ugh’ any day. 😛
Most of the patterns I’ve linked to are from well-stocked shops with enough sassy patterns to satisfy anyone’s mood. There’s a few freebies in the list too, but to be honest they were very hard to come by. I might have to design one myself I guess!
Here we go, prepare yourself for serious attitude!
Sassy Embroidery Patterns
Fandom cross stitchery also has a number of free patterns on their website too, including this one:
The unfortunate truth is yes they are mine and so is this madhouse. lol
This has been my motto for March 2020.
This site has lots of other free cross stitch patterns too.
If you’re looking for more free embroidery patterns, I wrote up a post with a list of 17 sites that offer free patterns. Check it out here.
I also designed a free floral embroidery pattern in this post.
And you’d probably like 15 Beginner Embroidery Kits for Plant Lovers, 23 Geometric Animal Cross Stitch Patterns and 16 Valentine’s Day Embroidery Ideas too!
This one’s a freebie, and a totally legit piece of advice.
And get at least 6 feet behind me too!
Another freebie pattern, this one from DMC. They have a bajillion free embroidery and cross stitch patterns on their site.
I also liked this Queen Bee pattern!
This one made me snort. Lol
I might need this one for my office. Especially for the days that I need the reminder that I am, in fact, fierce.
We hope you enjoy noise and chaos and fart jokes!
These florals are so beautiful!
Looking on the bright side of things.
I feel seen. 🙂
No one is more full of violence than a new mom who hasn’t has a moment’s peace in weeks.
And finally, stay wild.
So, which one are you gonna make?
Happy sassy stitching!