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21 Super Sassy Embroidery Patterns

March 28, 2020 by Laura 3 Comments

Last Updated on March 3, 2022

There’s a growing trend in the stitching world that I’m totally on board with. Super sassy embroidery patterns. I love them! Embroidery has traditionally always been dainty and delicate and polite. Now there’s a new generation of modern stitchers taking this traditional past-time and shaking it up with attitude and cleverness. I had a lot of fun rounding up the very best in sassy and funny embroidery patterns you can make for your home.

Stitch your worries away with one of these 21 Super Sassy Embroidery Patterns! Sarcastic cross stitch for the modern stitcher. Funny embroidery patterns for your home and to shock your visitors. Sassy cross stitch for every mood! Modern embroidery patterns for your home.

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I opted to not include anything too offensive or rude. Mainly because that’s just not my style. If that’s your style, then go with it! Make a gallery wall of embroidered f-bombs! You do you. Me? I’ll take a well placed ‘ugh’ any day. ๐Ÿ˜›

Most of the patterns I’ve linked to are from well-stocked shops with enough sassy patterns to satisfy anyone’s mood.  There’s a few freebies in the list too, but to be honest they were very hard to come by. I might have to design one myself I guess!

Here we go, prepare yourself for serious attitude!

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Sassy Embroidery Patterns

1. She is Beauty

Current mood.

Sassy embroidery patterns. She will punch you in the face

Fandom cross stitchery also has a number of free patterns on their website too, including this one:

Free cross stitch patterns. Encouraging embroidery quotes for women

2. This is My Circus

The unfortunate truth is yes they are mine and so is this madhouse. lol

Sassy embroidery patterns for your home

3. Crippling Anxiety

This has been my motto for March 2020.

Sassy cross stitch patterns. Crippling anxiety is my cardio

4. I Love You

This site has lots of other free cross stitch patterns too.

Sassy lovey dovey cross stitch pattern. Free cross stitch patterns

If you’re looking for more free embroidery patterns, I wrote up a post with a list of 17 sites that offer free patterns. Check it out here. I also designed a free floral embroidery pattern in this post.

And if you need more help getting started in embroidery, you may prefer a full DIY kit. Check out 24 Beautiful Embroidery Kits for Beginners or even 15 Beginner Embroidery Kits for Plant Lovers.

5. Maybe Swearing

This one’s a freebie, and a totally legit piece of advice.

Maybe swearing will help. Free sassy cross stitch pattern

6. Not Today Satan

And get at least 6 feet behind me too!

Embroidery patterns

7. You Got This

Another freebie pattern, this one from DMC. They have a bajillion free embroidery and cross stitch patterns on their site.

Free encouraging embroidery pattern

I also liked this Queen Bee pattern!

8. I’d Hit That

This one made me snort. Lol

Funny cross stitch patterns

9. Lose My Mind

Embroidery quotes for moms

10. Fierce

I might need this one for my office. Especially for the days that I need the reminder that I am, in fact, fierce.

Fierce cross stitch pattern

11. Welcome to the Madness

We hope you enjoy noise and chaos and fart jokes!

Welcome to the madness. Sassy cross stitch patterns for your home

12. Get Sh*t Done

Cross stitch patterns with attitude

13. Nevertheless

These florals are so beautiful!

Feminist embroidery patterns for the home

14. Not on Meth

Looking on the bright side of things.

Sarcastic cross stitch patterns

15. Ugh

Nope.

Embroidery patterns with attitude

16. Please Leave

I feel seen. ๐Ÿ™‚

Sassy embroidery patterns to make for your home

17. Badassy

Sweary cross stitch patterns for sassy stitchers

18. Don’t Wake the Baby

No one is more full of violence than a new mom who hasn’t has a moment’s peace in weeks.

Cross stitch patters for sassy moms

19. This is Fine

Everything’s fine.

This is fine. Everything's fine. Meme embroidery

20. G&T

Modern embroidery patterns for sassy stitchers

21. Stay Wild

And finally, stay wild.

Pretty floral embroidery for modern stitchers

So, which one are you gonna make?

Happy sassy stitching!

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